Disclaimer: The descriptions below are written with a bit of concierge whimsy and tongue-in-cheek flair—purely for fun. We promise to deliver the same impeccable service with genuine care, just without the top hat and monocle (most days).
- Graciously undertake the procurement and delivery of your groceries, pharmaceutical necessities, dry cleaning, and other sundry requirements, ensuring each item is selected, retrieved, and presented with the discernment and efficiency befitting the discerning resident of The Point. Because even the most mundane errands deserve concierge-level attention.
- Orchestrate your airport transfers and all manner of conveyance with seamless elegance, ensuring your arrival and departure are executed with the quiet sophistication your schedule demands. Because even the journey to and from The Point should be beneath no less than impeccable standards.
- Elegantly orchestrate the curation, acquisition, and discreet delivery of your sartorial necessities, thoughtful gifts, and any other requisites of refined living, selecting each item with impeccable taste and unwavering attention to your precise preferences and the occasion's subtle demands. Because the art of giving—and receiving—deserves nothing less than concierge-level sophistication @ The Point.
- Attend with the utmost solicitude to the well-being and daily pleasures of your cherished companions: providing refined promenades along the shores and paths of The Point, ensuring timely and attentive feeding with the precise provisions you prefer, and orchestrating seamless veterinary appointments—including transport, if desired—while maintaining the dignity and comfort of your beloved pets in your absence. Because even the most pampered residents of The Point deserve nothing less than impeccable care for their four-legged family members.
- Discreetly and meticulously manage the reception, safeguarding, and elegant redistribution of your correspondence and parcels: collecting incoming mail and deliveries with vigilant care, inspecting for integrity, and either securely holding them within your residence or arranging their tasteful presentation upon your return—ensuring no missive or package languishes unattended, nor does any delivery disrupt the serene composure of your doorstep. Because even the humblest envelope and the most anticipated parcel deserve the refined guardianship only a true Point resident can provide.
- We shall quietly orchestrate the dignified removal and tasteful disposition of any antiquated furnishings, superfluous heirlooms, or miscellaneous detritus that no longer befits the refined aesthetic of your residence or grounds. Each item shall be handled with the utmost discretion and respect for the sanctity of your domain, ensuring nothing unsightly lingers to mar the serenity of The Point. Because even yesterday’s treasures deserve a graceful exit. P.S. Sorry, wives—we draw the line at grumpy husbands. Those we leave to your superior expertise.
- Discreetly attend to the retrieval and tasteful repositioning of your recycling and refuse receptacles, ensuring they are returned to their proper place with the utmost consideration for curb appeal and neighborhood harmony. Because even the bins @ The Point deserve concierge treatment.
- Attend with meticulous grace to the gentle upkeep of your outdoor domain: discreetly gathering and removing fallen sticks, leaves, and other seasonal detritus; delicately blowing clear your deck, driveway, and parking areas to restore their pristine composure; tenderly washing windows to reveal unobstructed views of the sound and sea; judiciously applying power washing where elegance demands renewal; and artfully positioning or stowing lawn furniture, umbrellas, and accoutrements as the seasons dictate—ensuring your exterior remains ever inviting, immaculate, and in perfect harmony with the tranquil rhythm of The Point. Because even the grounds and terraces @ The Point deserve the refined touch of a neighbor who appreciates every whisper of wind through the palms and every ray of coastal light.
- Graciously attend to those delicate, trifling matters that preserve the impeccable poise of your residence: tightening errant door knobs, gently securing recalcitrant sink faucets, tending to the dignified maintenance of flags and poles, and thoughtfully relocating summer flora to their seasonal sanctuary. No task is beneath our discerning care, for even the smallest imperfection is unworthy of your distinguished abode. Of course, we defer the grander undertakings—HVAC symphonies, plumbing operas, and major electrical dramas—to the vetted cadre of true specialists we have personally endorsed, ensuring your domain remains ever in harmonious perfection.
- Prepare and deliver, at your pleasure, generous family-sized homemade meals of exceptional quality and warmth: each dish thoughtfully composed from fresh, seasonal ingredients and tailored to your preferences, dietary considerations, or the occasion at hand. Our favorite to share is a classic, comforting lasagna—layers of tender pasta, rich slow-simmered meat sauce, creamy ricotta, and golden, bubbly mozzarella—accompanied by a crisp garden salad, and warm, house-baked dinner rolls. Whether you crave this beloved lasagna feast or wish to inspire something entirely different, the menu is yours to dream, and we shall make it manifest with the care and culinary discernment that only a fellow resident of The Point can bring. Because the joy of gathering around the table @ The Point deserves the effortless luxury of a meal prepared with genuine neighborly affection—starting with our signature lasagna when the moment calls for pure comfort.
Personal & Lifestyle Services are extra, pay as you go but can be deducted from Subscription service.
Have a custom request not listed here? Contact us anytime via call/text at 833-951-5035 or via the contact form, we’ll handle it if we can and it’s legal.